Aimee | Nineteen | Texas

Casper met Wendy, the condom broke and here I am.
I used to be Cannibal Giraffe
Team light skinned mexican
Instagram

  • gay person: *breathes*
  • white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping
  • black girl : *blinks*
  • white gay man: Ouu bitch Mmmhmm hunty ,hey boo, wassup hood rat, yesssss bitch

nationalmannschaft-dfb:

munchens:

weihrauchs:

frostyfrolik:

do you ever cry when you see a picture of a player who used to be a part of your team

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(Source: froliks)

satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

(via frickyeahfeminism)

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: thighhighsenpai, via pizza)

headsupgirl:

Football transfer season seriously makes me feel like I’m going through like 5 breakups, 3 new relationships and 20 arguments over trust issues.

(via nationalmannschaft-dfb)

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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(via roseshock)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via thefaultinourchickennuggets)